With a wholly-lackluster rating of 1% on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s unlikely Columbia Pictures will ever order a sequel to Dana Carvey’s The Master of Disguise, but if they do, they might want to consider casting NHL defenseman Kevin Bieksa.
KEVIN BIEKSA: SECURITY GUARD
Last season, playing for the Anaheim Ducks, Bieksa posed as “Mitch the security guard” at the Honda Center to give his unwitting teammates a taste of extreme vetting before they were allowed to enter the arena.
Bieksa’s first victim, Ducks captain Ryan Getzlaf, became both confused and irritated when given a particularly close inspection from below.
KEVIN BIEKSA: SHOVEL BOY
A year earlier, during a preseason game, Bieksa went in disguise as a mustachioed Honda Center ice crew member. He succeeded in irritating fellow Ducks and Phoenix Coyotes players alike and wasn’t unmasked until getting handsy with goaltender John Gibson during a postgame photoshoot.
KEVIN BIEKSA: MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST
Bieksa can also do a pretty mean impression of a UFC fighter, as he demonstrated by knocking down Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Radko Gudas with a single superman punch.