The President of the United States and Secretary of Defense already know if the country needs saving you phone Tim Howard. His stout defense of goal against the marauding Belgian side inspired a slew of tweets marveling at the #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave.
From Vincent Van Gogh’s ear to Miley Cyrus’ wreaking ball, Tim has got it covered.
A FAMOUS EAR TIM COULD HAVE SAVED
— Starr★Cards (@StarrCards) July 3, 2014
GAMES TIM COULD HAVE SAVED
CELEBRITIES TIM COULD HAVE SAVED
MOVIES TIM COULD HAVE SAVED
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 2, 2014