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Retired MLB pitcher Dan Haren knows a thing or two about the big leagues having pitched for eight different franchises. Drafted out of Pepperdine by the Cardinals in 2001, Haren pitched two seasons in St. Louis before putting in stints with the Oakland Athletics, Arizona Diamondbacks, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Washington Nationals, Los Angeles Dodgers and Miami Marlins before finishing his career in 2015 with the Chicago Cubs.

DAN HAREN STAYS SOCIAL

Chicago Cubs pitcher Dan Haren

Haren’s Twitter feed is one of the more entertaining reads from the baseball universe.

Imodium Multi-Symptom Relief

Haren has used social media to reflect on random items from his thirteen year career, including his go-to drug of choice — Imodium.

TWEETS FROM THE EXERCISE BIKE

SCHLONGED AT COORS FIELD

Late last year, Haren responded to Donald Trump’s tweet on the use of the verb schlonged, which is derived from the Yiddish shlang, literally, snake, from Middle High German slange, from Old High German slango.