Hop atop a crate with a skateboard and voila — crateboarding!

Hop atop an inverted milk crate with your skateboard and voila — you be straight up crateboarding, son! While at this early date, we must wait to learn the fate of skating on crates, there’s no debate it looks great.

If someone who rides a skateboard is known as a skater, then it follows that one who rides a crateboard should be called a crater. And someone surfing on a crate while wearing low-riding jeans would be a “moon crater”.

If crate surfing ain’t your thang, you can always give palletboarding a whirl…