Suzy Cortez, better known as Miss BumBum Brazil 2015, is being told to butt out by Lionel Messi and his girlfriend Antonella Roccuzzo. Both Messi and Roccuzzo blocked Cortez on their social media accounts — a move Cortez attributes to jealousy on the part of Roccuzzo.
It’s perfectly understandable that Roccuzzo would feel threatened by Miss BumBum sending direct messages to her Argentinian beau. Cortez’s considerable assets are impossible to miss in her frequent Instagram posts.
If you haven’t already guessed, bum bum is the Portuguese word for butt, and Brazilian men are particularly fond of women who sport copious amounts of “junk in the trunk,” whether naturally occurring or surgically enhanced. A couple years ago Brazil passed the United States as the nation with the most cosmetic surgeries performed in the world.
Who needs Messi? Judging from the appearance of her ample backside, Cortez appears to be packing her own pair of Balloon d’Ors.