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Are you confined to your bedroom, lack a large yard, or stand less than a foot tall? If so, mini sports might just be your ticket to sporting superstardom.

MINI-SPORTS BATTLE

Team Edge (Bryan, J-Fred and Bobby) assembled in their locker room for a six-game mini-sports battle for the ages (specifically, ages 5 to 7). The winner of each battle was awarded the opportunity to gratuitously smash the toy with a hammer — which explains why the threesome chose to wear safety goggles.

MINI SPEEDBALL GAME

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: Tabletop Speedball

Ideal Mini Speedball Tabletop Game

J-Fred put up a respectable score of 180 points in mini speedball, which held up against Bryan’s 160, despite the latter getting off to a fast start.

MINI PING PONG GAME

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: Tabletop Ping Pong

Yungou Mini Tabletop Ping Pong Game

In mini ping pong, Bryan redeemed himself by beating Bobby 5-3 after the two were tied at three apiece. Reveling in post match euphoria, Bryan decided to forego destroying the game.

MINI GOLF GAME

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: Tabletop Golf

Dovewill Mini Novelty Tabletop Golf Game

Bobby scored his first win in mini golf (actually, mini mini golf, as J-Fred astutely noted), finding the cup in three strokes to J-Fred’s five. Byran suffered an injury while attempted to break the game in two on his head.

MINI BOWLING GAME

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: Tabletop Bowling

KOVOT Mini Wooden Tabletop Bowling Game

Bryan’s performance in mini bowling was underwhelming — he picked up three pins with his first ball and another two on his second. J-Fred, bowling from the side of the lane, managed to knock down eight pins with his first ball, before smashing ensued.

MINI CUP PONG GAME

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: Miniature Cup Pong

Mini Flip Cup Game

Having played giant cup pong in the past, J-Fred and Bryan partook in the miniaturized version of the game brimming with confidence, but wound up with wet undies all around.

NFL ELECTRIC FOOTBALL

Team Edge Mini Sports Battle: NFL Electric Football

NFL Electric Football

The two squared off once more in NFL electric football. The red and white plastic players congregated midfield in an enormous buzzing scrum, before feeling the wrath of J-Fred’s enormous fist delivered from above.