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Long before the advent of the UFC and the subsequent proliferation of MMA gyms from coast to coast, a young man wishing to take a stand against a bully could find wishful solace in any number of comic book ads promising physical superiority. The earliest of these, and most enduring, featured Charles Atlas…

CHARLES ATLAS

In the early 1900s, an Italian-immigrant Brooklynite by the name of Angelo Siciliano, transformed himself from a “97-pound weakling” into a statuesque bodybuilder. The bulked-up Siciliano Americanized his name to Charles Atlas and paired with fitness writer Dr. Frederick Tilney to produce a strength-building system which later came to be known as “dynamic tension”.

Comic book ad for Charles Atlas' "Dynamic Tension" system

A hagiographical single-page comic depicting Atlas’ journey from zero to hero first appeared as an ad in boy’s magazines, before becoming a fixture in comic books starting in the 1940s. A couple formulations of the “The Insult” were made, both of which chronicled a bullied beachgoer’s speedy transformation into a hunk of vengeful punching power.

Comic book ad with Charles Atlas' "Hey Skinny!" comic

Atlas’ mail-in offering included free “outline courses” in jiu jitsu, boxing, wrestling, feats of strength and hand balancing to become the first de-facto mixed martial arts program. As dojos started popping on every other street corner in the United States, Atlas’ alpha-male regimen was forced to competed with a slew of other over-the-top alternatives on the pages of comics from Archie to The Amazing Spider Man.

3-POWER SYSTEM

Comic book ad for 3-power self-defense system featuring jiu jitsu, boxing, wrestling

''Never again cringe or shy away from a bully. Imagine the wonderful thrill of confidence to know that nobody can push you around.''

— 3-Power System ad blurb

LEARN KARATE

Comic book ad for Karate Open Hand and Foot Fighting

''When you are a master of Karate, knives, clubs, or even guns, held at close range are useless against you.''

— Bruce Tegner's karate ad blurb

POWER FOR SELF DEFENSE

Comic book ad for Ketsugo, Kashi-No-Bo and more

''Discover from experts these quick, easy-to-learn ways to defend yourself — Anywhere — Anytime — Against Anyone! GAIN CONFIDENCE, RESPECT and POPULARITY!''

— Power for Self Defense ad blurb

MASTER OF KARATE

Comic book ad for Super Karate

''Karate is the secret, Oriental art of self-defense that turns your hands, arms or legs into paralyzing weapons... without any bodily contact.''

— Wallace W. Reumann's Karate ad blurb

CHINESE KUNG-FU

Comic book ad for Chinese Kung-Fu: the Oriental Art of Instantaneous Death

''You'll laugh as you send bullies and criminals flying in terror, and you'll walk the streets happy, calm and confident in your new power.''

— Master of Kung Fu ad blurb

JOE WEIDER’S SYSTEM

Comic book ad for Joe Weider's Deadly Self-Defense System

''See how to disarm knife-wielding, gun-toting goons in seconds and how to quickly paralyze the roughest, toughest attacker with a simple jab of the finger — in the right place!''

— Joe Weider's Self-Defense ad blurb

AMERICAN COMBAT JUDO

Comic book ad for American Combat Judo

''Mastery of his skills and tactics will give even the little guy the blasting power of a bombshell... to knock the steam out of a bruiser twice his size.''

— American Combat Judo ad blurb

COUNT DANTE’S DIM MAK

Of all the increasingly braggadocious and menacing ads, none could match the outrageousness of Count Dante’s “Dim Mak Death Touch”, which appeared regularly in comic books of the 1970s. Dante, born John Keehan, was a martial artist from Chicago who wildly reimagined his personal history to claim Spanish nobility and weave a tale of having participated in secret death matches in China and Thailand.

Comic book ad for Dim Mak "The Death Touch"

''An expert at DIM MAK could easily kill many Judo, Karate, Aikido, and Gung Fu experts at one time with only finger tip pressure using his murderous POISON HAND WEAPONS.''

— Count Dante's Dim Mak ad blurb

Comic book ad for "Deadliest Man Alive" Count Dante

Dante, who supplanted martial arts income with work as a hairdresser, died of a bleeding ulcer in 1975. Among the more colorful aspects of his enigmatic story were his involvement in Chicagoland dojo wars that cost a student his life, and being a suspect of interest in the notorious 1974 Chicago Purolator vault robbery in which 4.3 million dollars was stolen.